In the not-so-near but also not-so-distant future...

there’s a world where babies stop screaming. Users on the blockchain have reached a point for enough is not enough and they begin to consume as we do today. Many things get thrown into the trash on their desktops but emptied without hesitation. Just as it’s happening today, things that some consider trash are things that others consider treasure. This discarded data can be turned into something new, different, novel, unique, non-pretentious, and so on and so forth.

The year is 2035 and The Blockchain Bandits have sprung up from the forested depths of the interwebz to collect unwanted materials from the dumps of its users before the blockchain makes them visible and repurposes them anonymously into something useful for the times.

 

 
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"UNDERSTANDING OBSCURE JARGON FROM THE DAY AFTER YESTERDAY BEFORE TOMORROW"
A Collection Of Super Related Nonsensical Poems
 

FUTURISTIC CONTEMPLATIONS ABOUT RESOURCES

When did the blockchain

Become so easily accessible?

I remember way back in my day

When it was jargon rolling off

The tongues of those forgotten by the rest.

 

WHATCHU KNOW BOUT THE BLOCKCHAIN or CHAIN OF BLOCKS

A blockchain is

A blockchain is

A blockchain.

 

DO YOU HAIKU?

The blockchain is here

Join now for extra comfort

Act now, don’t forget

 

Soft Ride Hard Drives

Sometimes you’re riding too soft

and you just need to get that hard drive.

You can buy SoftRide HardDrives at

your local modern technology dealer.

Just make sure you ask for

frog protection at the counter or

you’ll get hacked by the system, man.

 

BLKCHN GUMEEZ

Blockchain gummies give me the

edge that I need out on the track.

All day energy,

all day.

Just ask Robert, the guy over

there walking out of the Port-O-Potty

with no shirt on.

He’ll tell ya,

I ain’t lyin.

 

Cooperative Goals Together With Each Other Hand In Hand, Lovingly

Put your hand in mine and

we may move toward our cooperative goals

together with each other,

hand in hand

lovingly.

 

When one trusts the other we

all share equal responsibility

for holding down the distributed chain of command

(pun not previously intended, but upon further thought

it’s funny if I say it is intended here)

 

Call out your opposition when John tries

to pay Stephanie $10 bucks for a burger

after he told his best friend Chris he only

had $5 bucks in his account after buying

a vintage designer handbag from Tammy

for $37 bucks last week at the garage sale

at the hot pink barn down by the lemon yellow

house over there on Loop-D-Loop Avenue.

 

You have all the power we need to hold it down

like they say in those rap songs some people like

to listen to while sitting in traffic because they

make you feel like a boss even if you’re a peasant.

Block Power!

 

BLKCHN Bandits

The bandits come out at night

and sometimes day,

relentlessly digging through

your trash receptacle looking

for his next meal.

Is it politically incorrect to

have used the pronoun 'his’

three lines above this one?

Perhaps.

But when looking for food

do you think the bandit checks to

see if the half eaten sandwich

has a penis or not before

he/she eats it?

Perhaps not.

“we stick together”

 

Ethereum

Mad dash,

buy now.

160 yesterday and

higher tomorrow.